Head Slapper of the Week

he National Ocean Service (NOS) translates science, tools, and services into action, to address threats to coastal areas such as climate change, population growth, port congestion, and contaminants in the environment, all working towards healthy coasts and healthy economies.  I'm so glad that to that end this government agency investigates such burning issues as "Are Mermaids Real?"  Indeed, after much toil and resources expended on this burning topic, the NOS has the following to share:

"No evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been found."

I have to say knowing these factoids makes me feel so much better about how my tax dollars are being spent.  Three and a Half Head Slaps